I BET YOU GUYS’VE ALL HEARD ENOUGH DESTIEL FOR TONIGHT BUT YOU WANNA KNOW SOMETHING?
CAS ISN’T GONNA WANT A WIFE
AND HE MOST CERTAINLY AIN’T GONNA WANT A KID
BECAUSE THAT’S WHAT METATRON WANTED AND HE JUST TOOK CASTIEL’S HOME AWAY FROM HIM THAT HE WAS TRYNA’ FIX
HE’S GONNA BONE DEAN
AND DEAN’S GONNA TELL CAS
WHEN WE GET BACK TO HEAVEN, WE’RE KICKING METATRONS FUCKIN ASS
i don’t think i’m ever going to recover from cas saying the words “nurse roleplay and light domination”
so when i have to get flights out of omaha i usually stay with my freakishly rich step uncle and aunt who honestly don’t even notice i’m here really
they’ve lived here for about 2 years with their two young daughters, and their house is incredibly minimalistic
except there’s like 3 pictures of the same wolf
just like photoshopped onto the top of different moon backgrounds
and it’s so strange because that’s it??? that’s all there is??? there’s never been any family photos or anything just these three badly photoshopped wolf pictures in these modern walmart frames????
my mom got CRUNK last night, grabbed me by the shoulders, and shouted “MISHA IS THE MOST BEAUTIFUL MAN IN THE WORLD YOU GO GIT YOU SOME” and then she proceeded to pass out on the couch
i’m the first person in my family to go overseas, so that being said, i think she’s taking it surprisingly well
almost done packing for asylum!!!
i want all those attending to know that the extremely confused chick in glasses who keeps bumping into people and saying “omg i’m so sorry” and has somehow passed you 40 times but still looks determined to find her destination
…is probably me
my google chrome is so judgmental
i open a new tab and just